/* TEAM */
    Engineer: Richard Alpagot
    Site: https://www.alpagot.net
    Location: United Kingdom

/* SITE */
    Standards: HTTP/1.1, deliberately no TLS
    Stack: Fastly VCL, synthetic responses, zero origin servers
    Assets: one HTML document, system fonts, icons via synthetic.base64
    Inspired by: httpforever.com by Scott Helme